Stamp Act.

I am Benjamin Button and i am a loyalist I am also co-inventor of the 12 herbs and spices. The Stamp Act? What is this do we need stamps to prove what? These taxes are getting a tad bit out of control! Being taxed to get married, being taxed to carry around my contracts. Have I not payed enough? Maybe I'll go back to Britain, I'm starting to think this colonist life isn't for me. It seems as though so much tension is forming between colonists and Britain. Many colonist are turning to patriotism, there isn't much room for us (Loyalists) Patriots are such baboons. If Britain abandoned us every time of hardship America wouldn't be here, but in one time of hardship America, they try to break away from our mother. Britain has been patient with us. Why can't Patriots do the same? They are impatient scaly wags, who are ungrateful!